Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Bush Pardons Two Tennessee Moonshiners

The Knoxville News Sentinel (and the Facing South blog) reported earlier this month that President Bush has pardoned two Tennesseans convicted decades ago of moonshine charges. The pardons, of course, will restore full U.S. citizenship to the men, including the rights to vote and buy a gun.

My favorite line from this piece comes from Charles E. McKinley, 75, of Pall Mall, Tennessee (one of two pardoned moonshiners):

"I'd almost be a Republican after that."

No word, however, on granting voting rights to the thirteen percent of African-American men--1.4 million--who are disenfranchised due to felony convictions....the majority of these convictions are, of course, for the possession of (and intent to sell) controlled substances..Apparently not all controlled substances are equal in the eyes of the administration.

Read more about the pardons at:

http://www.southernstandard.net/news.php?viewStory=26654

1 Comments:

At 5:09 PM, FarceOfNature said...

would you like us to graph the data to decipher whether or not consumption rates in nearby localities were affected by McKinley's moonshining? >:)"I'd almost be a Republican after that." Well I can also tell you right now without any scientific enquiry that there is a strong corollary proportionate relationship between having a Republican as president and my own personal alcohol consumption, moonshine or otherwise.

 

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